I thought these were funny – just had to share…
Posted by: venusdflytrap on: April 28, 2009
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it. (No offense to the mechanics out there – lol)
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can’t understand.
An offer you can’t understand.
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
Put a little boogy in it!
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
He who laughs last didn’t get it.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
I hope you enjoyed them as much as I did. 
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