Posted by: venusdflytrap on: April 28, 2009
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it. (No offense [...]
